Ah, crap.

I don't normally do these things, but since Barry The Bizza "tagged" me, and because I feel terrible for flaking on him and his lovely wife on New Year's Eve to spend the evening staring at the stark white walls of of a hospital, I'll bite for a change.

Link to the person that tagged you, post the rules on your blog. Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Except I'm not tagging anyone, deal? I never was one for rules.

The Facts (since perhaps one person who reads this actually knows me, this should be quite simple):

1. I've got more tattoos and hidden piercings than that strange biker friend you have. And I have a vagina. Shield your children!
2. I attended college while in high school. My major was print journalism. After having worked in the field for a few years, my interest changed (that, and I realized I'm absolute shit at interviewing people -- blame my inner introvert). I switched to design/layout and was much happier.
3. I only have nine toes.
4. I recently went to a local strip club with a friend of mine, only to discover that my ex sister-in-law was working the pole. I promptly walked out.
5. I can't stop listening to Placebo for the past several weeks, and I don't care if that's not interesting.
6. Over the past two months, I've lost over 30 pounds.
7. One of these facts is a lie, and it's not numbers one, two, four, five or six.

This must mean I'm done blogging for the year, right? I hope not. Done for now, however, as I've got hair dye piled on my head and it's past time to rinse. Time to shower before it eats into my skull.