I can't take credit for this, however it is completely fitting:

01/02/2005 at 14:38:12

My stomach didn't do a flip, my hands didn't get cold and clammy.
I didn't have a hot flash, and feel my legs get weak.
My mouth didn't go dry, my crotch didn't get wet and I didn't get the shakes.

My dear boy, my heart didn't stop for one second when I saw you yesterday.

And that's how I know that finally, finally I am fucking over you.

Life's been...strange as of late. I've got no complaints.

Yet.